Cat Poop Cookies |
Name: |
Jana Bekemeier |
Base: |
Ft. Polk |
Recipe: |
Cat Poop Cookies
Chocolate Ingredients:
1/2 c Honey
2/3 c Margarine
1 Egg
1 ts Vanilla extract
2 c Whole wheat flour
1/3 c Cocoa powder
Grape-nuts cereal
Gingerbread Ingredients:
1/4 c Honey
1/4 c Molasses
2/3 c Margarine
1 Egg
Ginger, cinnamon, cloves to taste
Grape-nuts(tm) cereal
Mix-Ins:
Coconut; (tapeworms)
Chocolate chips
Butterscotch chips
Peanut butter chips
Ramen noodles, cooked (roundworms)
Corn
Peanuts
Topping:
Melted Chocolate
For Chocolate Ingredients:
Microwave the honey for about a minute or until it bubbles; add the
margarine, egg vanilla extract, whole wheat flour, cocoa powder and
Grape Nuts cereal; mix well.
For Gingerbread Ingredients:
Microwave the honey for about a minute or until it bubbles; add the
molasses, margarine, egg, ginger, cinnamon, cloves, and Grape-nuts
cereal.
Add the mix-ins as desired
Chill the two doughs for 1 hour in the freezer or several hours in
the fridge.
Roll dough logs of random length and the diameter of cat poops and
roll the logs in grapenuts.
Bake at 350 degrees F. about 10 to 15 minutes or until done.
Serve in a NEW disposable cat litter box on a bed of grapenuts, with
a NEW cat litter scoop. For the final touch, melt the chocolate and
drizzle it over top and over the scoop.
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